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REVIEWED BY BILL HARDING

Hannibal

The Gift

Proof of Life

The Watcher

Meet The Parents

Way of the Gun

The sixth day

Unbreakable

Bedazzled

Space Cowboys

Wonder Boys

Gladiator

Stigmata

Circus

Double Jeopardy

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The Next Best Thing

Shanghi Noon

Cherry Falls

American Beauty

Snatch

Blair Witch 2

Skulls

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....a failure on every level, except for Anthony Hopkins...

March has kicked off with a mixed bunch of new movies, none of them outstanding. Hannibal (18) is a failure on every level, except for Anthony Hopkins, who pocketed a rumoured $25 million for his reprise of Hannibal the Cannibal ten years after The Silence of the Lambs. Ridley Scott's film is an insult to Thomas Harris's preposterous novel and continues the deterioration in each successive Hannibal film.

He was called Lecktor then......

The liver eater first appeared in 1986 in Michael Mann's Manhunter, played by Brian Cox. He was called Lecktor then, and his performance is infinitely more chilling than Hopkins' stabs at the role. Mann is an outstanding and underrated writer/director. His treatment of the material tramples all over Jonathan Demme's and Ridley Scott's.

...the FBI's ten most wanted can wander around Florence...

There's a tension and believabilty in Manhunter that's absent from The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. Hannibal is laughable. The story is lukewarm tosh and there isn't even a token attempt at covering the psychology of the twisted man. We're asked to believe that one of the FBI's ten most wanted can wander around Florence unnoticed for years. There's no chemistry between an overweight Lector, who has little to do, and the new Clarice Starling, Julianne Moore. The best performances come from the wild boars.

...about as frightening as a scene from Blair Witch 2.

Jodie Foster and Demme were right to walk away from this version. The last ten minutes are both laughable and disgusting. 'That's something any second rate director can pull off. Terrifying an audience is not so straightforward. Gary Oldman had his name taken off the credits. His deeply scarred survivor of a Lector attack is a fine demonstration of makeup skill but about as frightening as a scene from Blair Witch 2.

Audiences flock to see crap, and more crap is what they deserve.

The total mediocrity of Hannibal has important ramifications. Its financial success proves once again that there's no need for Hollywood to put big bucks into well-written, well-structured screenplays. Audiences flock to see crap, and more crap is what they deserve.

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....Keanu Reeves, playing an out and out shit for a change....

Cate Blanchett has made two artistically successful films since her superb performance in the awards drenched Elizabeth in '98. An Ideal Husband and The Talented Mr Ripley didn't stretch box office staff too far, and the same is probably true of her latest, The Gift (15). It's set in the deep south, where Blanchett is a single mum with a psychic ability to see the future. It sounds silly, but the acting by Blanchett and Keanu Reeves, playing an out and out shit for a change, just about carry things through.

Director Sam Raimi knows he's working with a hoary story....

Director Sam Raimi knows he's working with a hoary story, but he covers up the holes in the script with polished skill and the perpetrator isn't unmasked until right at the end. If you like a quiet little sleeper without the overkill of the Hannibal marketing juggernaut, then give The Gift a try.

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...the locals don't want their country despoiled by foreigners....

Russell Crowe hit the big time twice, first in the superlative LA Confidential and then in the massive hit, Gladiator. His new one, Proof of Life (15) has some plus points, but they're outweighted by Taylor Hackford's uncertainty over what kind of film he's making. US box office disappointment led to a public slanging match between Crowe and Hackford.

Supposedly taken from Adventures In The Ransom Trade, a Vanity Fair article by William Prochnau, it tackles third world hostage taking. The film is set in a fictional South African country, where a dam is being built to help the construction of an upcoming oil pipeline. Naturally enough, some of the locals don't want their country despoiled by foreigners, an aspect of the story worth exploring in detail. Hackford is content to use the encroachment by foreign multinationals as merely a plot convenience.

....his employer's insurance company refuses to help....

Peter Bowman (David Morse), an American engineer, is facing a difficult time in his marriage to Alice (Meg Ryan). He's an easy target. His captors want $3 million, and when his employer's insurance company refuses to help, it's up to K & R expert Thorne (Crowe) to help out.

...things go from shit to appalling in no time.

Kidnap and ransom is no easy negotiating job, and things go from shit to appalling in no time. Hackford dithers between romance and suspense, opting for a reasonably effective shoot-out between Thorne and his cronies and the kidnappers. Naturally enough, with Hubby out in the wilds growing a beard, Alice is attracted to Thorne, but don't expect the usual happy ending. The final moments may surprise you. Watch out for a neat performance by the underrated David Caruso, whose big screen career since leaving the cast of NYPD Blue has been so disappointing that he recently returned to TV with a new series, Michael Hayes.

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....known affectionately as Captain Barbiturate.

Keanu Reeves appears as another shit in The Watcher (15), an urban serial killer movie set in Chicago with, just for a change, vulnerable young women being preyed on. Reeves plays the chilling murderer who's matched against James Spader's drugged-up, retired ex-LA detective, known affectionately as Captain Barbiturate. There's too little tension in a film which tries to replicate some of the atmosphere of Manhunter and Se7en.

The serial killer movie needs a fresh angle.

Director Joe Charbanic fails to back up his actors with a meaty handling of the material. The script doesn't explain Reeves's background adequately. There's nothing new here, but Reeves and Spader are fine in their roles. Reeves' character behaves similarly to the character in Michael Powell's classic thriller, Peeping Tom, likes photographing the girls before he kills them. The serial killer movie needs a fresh angle. It was precisely its originality which made Se7en so outstanding.

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